we’re just fucking around, he’s actually my closest friend. but was that you defending me?
Yooooou looooove meeee. admit it. you wanna have my babies!
So there I was-on a whim- I decide to do a search for cthulhu & this shows up. It was from a long time back, and yes I’m fucking lame, but I felt compelled to repost it.
Do I loooovvveee you??? Do I want to have YOUR babies??? You’re fucking right I do! I want to have them. Then sacrifice them to Satan & then eat them in a cannibalistic orgy. Not raw of course. I’m thinking a simple stir fry with some veggies and fresh ginger would be nice. Hungry?
P.S. Kayfabe, nothing personal. Helen simply fucking rocks. lol










